So cold

A few days ago, after 2 weeks of running well, I wrote about my hot streak and included this:

A brag post is 100% guaranteed to initiate a 200bb downward correction, something I certainly deserve.

I was wrong. It now stands at 230bb down in my last 3,000 hands beginning from the minute I posted that. Dear god. That follows a 4,000 hand +375bb uptick.

As usually happens in terrible drops, every river is devastating, every KK sees an Ace on the flop, and every backdoor inside straight hits for the 85/5/2.7 idiot.

Midway through this drop, I thought summoning the power of Anchorman would help me. I thought I'd have many leather-bound books. Well now this is happening [drop-kick my winrate in half].

I just want Baxter back.

No, this isn't supposed to make sense.